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"Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize’. Except at a funeral."
Demetri Martin
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Comedian
05/25/1973 - 01/22/2025
Demetri Martin is an American comedian, actor, writer, and musician, known for his deadpan delivery and unconventional style. (
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