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How do you make a neato burrito?
With cool beans.

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"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be the President of the United States."
George W. Bush |U.S President
Giving the commencement address at the Southern Methodist University in Dallas in 2015.
 George W. Bush

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