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Do mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure. But they make up.
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"I went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?' The doctor said, 'I dunno, but your eyesight is perfect.'"
Rodney Dangerfield |Comedian, Actor
