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What's the best way to tell everyone you lost twenty pounds in two weeks?
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"The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at."
George H. W. Bush |U.S President
On the Alaskan pipeline
 George H. W. Bush

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