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What do you call a hippopotamus who rejects modern medicine until he's deathly ill?
Hippo critical.

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"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."
George Carlin |Comedian, Actor, Social Critic
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